Bloody Toaster =D

A Piece of Toast to the One you Love Most. <3

Toast. We all love toast, the thing where you put a slice of bread into a 4 pointed leather weapon that pops at any moment and scares the crap out of you. For you're standing there and just looking at it and going through your mind and thinking "any second nowww" "comeee on" cause' you know no matter how it goes or what you do you're gonna jump anyways. :P For before you put the bread in you've got that choice between, The good bit, as called "the middle" or The end, usually called "the shit bit". I for one always go for the middle cause' well... it looks better. lol :)

Toasters, I love toast. They're great them toasters, They have a little turny button thing, It's called "A little turny button thing" ... and it lies to us. ;) Oh yes it lies, for it has numbers 1 to 6 and it lies.xD For you set it on 4 and Mm.. bit later. "Boom" comes out 3 toast. This is 3 toast! This is not 4 toast, 3 toast surely, hardly done. You have to reset to 5 and put it in "Boom" comes out burn't. 6 toast! 6 toast! Completely crap, through it in the bin! :D Cause' the toast's in there but it's saying "Stay dooooown, Stay doooown, Go for the burn, No pain no gain, No socks no shoes" Toast gets stuck in the toaster and you're not suppose to stick a knife in it... But it's your toaster you know what you're doing so Get! Knife! In! Toaster! Get them in, Knife and Fork. Knife Fork Spoon use a Whisk as well! Whisk! "Zoom Zoom" Jam it in... Do it in the Bath! :D << Might have lost the plot on this but whatever. :)

"I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of scary movies and not get scared but i'd scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the bloody toaster" xD  So a great kickstart to a good breakie well for me it's either: Cup of Tea (Milk n' 2 Sugars obviously), Toast n' Jam & A Bacon Sandwich :)

"I'd Risk It For A Chocolate Biscuit" <3



Lots of Love, xx


.::.Conor Reid Clements.::. =)